Wagner Love Silkies
Wagner Love Silkies
Wagner Love Silkies

Wagner Love Silkies

Regular price $29.95
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DESCRIPTION

Our HMFIC has an iconic body; from his muscular arms, stretch marks from Green Weenie shoulder surgeries, all the way to his notorious Wagner tattoo. These are a tribute to, and allow us mortals to look just a little more like, the Colombian-Irish God known as Donny O'Malley.

DETAILS

  • Stars and stripes thong with hairy legs
  • Made by the cute guy at Thigh Huggers
  • Quick-dry and super soft
  • 100% lightweight nylon tricot
  • Liner brief to keep you tightly packed
  • 2 - 2¼" inseam on all sizes
  • Covered elastic waistband
  • 100% veteran approved

SIZING 

Due to the nature of this product, we cannot accept returns or exchanges of opened silkies products that have touched your junk.

  • XS             28" and down
  • Small        28-31" ish
  • Med/Lg     31-34" ish
  • XL             34-38" ish