Uncle Santa Sticker

Uncle Santa Sticker

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Uncle Santa Sticker

Uncle Santa is actually only 32, but has seen so much bullshit, inhaled so much burn pit smoke and eaten so much cheese spread that he looks older than his dad (who is also young at 49 and had Fred really early after knocking up a hooker at 16). He enjoys reliving his glory days from Afghanistan of too many days up in the mountains and more than 43 confirmed kills ... 12 of which were in close quarters during some night raids. Anyway, Uncle S is a badass and gentle man, but NEVER ask him to bum a smoke, it hits a nerve and no one has figured out why yet.

Size: 4"