Don’t add to the population. Don’t subtract from the population. Stay out of the hospital, the newspaper and jail. If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly. If you’re gonna put the one-eyed ranger into combat, make sure he’s in MOPP Level 5 gear. Latex saves paychecks. Cup it before you fuck it. There’s only one surefire way to get consent ... have them put the condom on. If you manage to have sex, congratulations!
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