Our HMFIC has an iconic body; from his muscular arms, stretch marks from Green Weenie shoulder surgeries, all the way to his notorious Wagner tattoo. These are a tribute to, and allow us mortals to look just a little more like, the Colombian-Irish God known as Donny O'Malley.
Stars and stripes thong with hairy legs
Made by the cute guy at Thigh Huggers
Quick-dry and super soft
100% lightweight nylon tricot
Liner brief to keep you tightly packed
2 - 2¼" inseam on all sizes
Covered elastic waistband
100% veteran approved
Due to the nature of this product, we cannot accept returns or exchanges of opened silkies products that have touched your junk.