Our HMFIC has an iconic body; from his muscular arms, stretch marks from Green Weenie shoulder surgeries, all the way to his notorious Wagner tattoo. These are a tribute to, and allow us mortals to look just a little more like, the Colombian-Irish God known as Donny O'Malley.
- Stars and stripes thong with hairy legs
- Made by the cute guy at Thigh Huggers
- Quick-dry and super soft
- 100% lightweight nylon tricot
- Liner brief to keep you tightly packed
- 2 - 2¼" inseam on all sizes
- Covered elastic waistband
- 100% veteran approved
Due to the nature of this product, we cannot accept returns or exchanges of opened silkies products that have touched your junk.
- XS 28" and down
- Small 28-31" ish
- Med/Lg 31-34" ish
- XL 34-38" ish